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Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage – Proprietor – Tobias R. Jones (“Toby”)

Because “you ain’t gonna use that ugly yella luggage.” “The fact of the matter is, I’m pretty drunk right now.”

Pianist Eddie Bo died on Friday. “Everyone now has to remember to check their bucket on their own, without Eddie to tell us.” – Quint Davis

“When you’re here, you’re not getting fatter.”

My new favorite site came to me courtesy of one Shanan J. Delp. And even though they have referenced the wearing of a Ross pants suit in more than one post, I will forgive them. Afterall, they have given the world vivid imagery on what it is like to be a patron of the Fit-Lite:

Sooo, if you need to hit up that circuit in a squirrel fur-lined sleeveless hoodie, leather mary-janes (Rabat), pink socks and a wig from the Halloween sale at Walgreens while making calls back to Santa Fe to tell your grandkiddies that you made them a new dreamcatcher, do your thing girl. I’ll wait.

Enjoy. Thanks Shanan.

My favorite discontinued site of 2007, Uncov, started publishing again a few months ago — and I didn’t even notice.  I suppose this is a good thing. The new posts seem wordy and boring compared to the early ones that had startup reviews (Sparepic, Zoomr) with subtitles like:

Don’t Wear A Flickr Sweater If You Don’t Want Losers Pitching You Partnerships

or

Oh Lord Who Put Half A Chicken Breast Down There?

But I’m sure I’ll keep reading — and not only because it is a better use of my time than reading Defamer (I have never heard of any of the current celebrities anyway. Seriously, who watches “Real Housewives?”). But I’ll skip the “Peanut Gallery” — basically the posts that aren’t written by the wiseass hypocrit that started the site. I mean, this isn’t the Huffington Post. It is a stupid sarcastic site that uses photos of armless babies and naked fat people to get laughs. I don’t care what its “citizen journalists” have to say.

Anyway, I was happy to see it back.